Drunk Princess

Dedicated Content Developer This NPC is dedicated to: MountainDrew/Fabsol

Drunk Princess

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Statistics

Type	NPC
Environment	Valid house
Max Life	20,000
Defense	15
KB Resist	50%

Sounds

Hurt

Killed

Not to be confused with Princess, a vanilla NPC.

The Drunk Princess is an NPC vendor that sells Alcohol depending on the player's progression. She also has the unique ability to count the number of times the player has died in the world.

The Drunk Princess will spawn once the following conditions have been met:

• There is an empty house.
• A player in the world has Fabsol's Vodka in their inventory.
• The world is in Hardmode.

When threatened by enemies, she will defend herself with a ray of light that functions similarly to the Fabstaff.

Items sold

Inventory
Item	Cost	Availability
Love Potion	25	Always available.
Grape Beer	30	Always available.
Red Wine	1	Always available.
Whiskey	2	Always available.
Rum	2	Always available.
Tequila	2	Always available.
Fireball	3	Always available.
Fabsol's Vodka	4	Always available.
Vodka	2	After defeating all Mechanical Bosses.
Screwdriver	6	After defeating all Mechanical Bosses.
White Wine	6	After defeating all Mechanical Bosses.
Evergreen Gin	8	After defeating Plantera.
Caribbean Rum	8	After defeating Plantera.
Margarita	8	After defeating Plantera.
Old Fashioned	8	After defeating Plantera.
Prismatic Lacewing	10	After defeating Plantera.
Everclear	3	After defeating Astrum Aureus.
Bloody Mary	4	During a Blood Moon if Astrum Aureus has been defeated.
Star Beam Rye	6	During the night if Astrum Aureus has been defeated.
Moonshine	2	After defeating Golem.
Moscow Mule	8	After defeating Golem.
Cinnamon Roll	8	After defeating Golem.
Tequila Sunrise	10	After defeating Golem.
Bloody Moscato	1	When Stylist is present and Moon Lord has been defeated.
Frozen Banana Daiquiri	75	When Stylist is present and Moon Lord has been defeated.
Peach Sangria	50	When Stylist is present and Moon Lord has been defeated.
Piña Colada	1	When Stylist is present and Moon Lord has been defeated.
Weightless Candle	50	Always available.
Vigorous Candle	50	Always available.
Resilient Candle	50	Always available.
Spiteful Candle	50	Always available.
Odd Mushroom	1	Always available.
Music Box (Interlude 1)	10	After defeating Calamitas Clone.
Music Box (Interlude 2)	10	After defeating Moon Lord.
Music Box (Interlude 3)	10	After defeating Yharon, Dragon of Rebirth.
Music Box (Devourer of Gods - Eulogy)	10	After defeating The Devourer of Gods.
Music Box (Hardmode Interlude)	10	If Vanilla Calamity Mod Music is enabled and in Hardmode.
Music Box (False Epilogue)	10	If Vanilla Calamity Mod Music is enabled and after defeating Moon Lord.
Unicorn Horn	2  50	When in The Hallow and is happy enough.
Milkshake	5	When in The Hallow, Stylist is present and is happy enough.

Living preferences

Happiness Level	Biome	Neighbor
Love	The Hallow	Stylist Zoologist
Like	Ocean	Party Girl Truffle
Dislike	Desert	Tavernkeep Tax Collector
Hate	Underground	Angler Goblin Tinkerer

Names

• The Drunk Princess will always be named Cirrus.

Quotes

Interaction Quotes

While homeless: "I could smell my vodka from MILES away!" "Have any spare rooms available? Preferably candle-lit with a hefty supply of booze?" Anytime: "I HATE WALMART! ...Anyway, what do you want this time?" "Deals so good I'll [$$!$] myself! ...Sorry, just had a minor stroke!" "Did anyone ever tell you that large assets cause back pain? Well, they were right." "Hey [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor], [name of Patreon donor] and [name of Patreon donor]! You're all pretty good!" "Drink something that turns you into a magical flying unicorn so you can be just like me." During the Day: "I'm literally balls drunk off my sass right now, what do you want?" "I'm either laughing because I'm drunk or because I've lost my mind, probably both." "When I'm drunk I'm way happier... at least until the talking worms start to appear." "I should reprogram the whole mod, while drunk, then send it back to the testers." During the Night: "A perfect night to light some candles, drink some wine and relax." "Here's a challenge... take a shot for every time you've had to look at the wiki. Oh wait, you'd die." "Yes, everyone knows the mechworm is buggy. Well, not anymore, but still." "You lost or something? I don't mind company, but I'd rather be left alone at night." "Are you sure you're 21? ...Alright, fine, but don't tell anyone I sold you these." During a Blood Moon: "I'm gonna make some Bloody Marys to relax, celery included. Want one?" "If you're too lazy to craft potions normally, try Blood Orbs. Blood is fuel, dumbass." "I'm trying to not be bitchy tonight, but it's hard when everyone else won't shut up." "Sorry, I have no moral compass at the moment." (Damages the player) During a Party: "You'll always find me at parties where booze is involved... well, you'll always find BOOZE where I'M involved!" During the Acid Rain: "I'm melting! Put a stop to this inclement weather this instant before it ruins my hair!" During Martian Madness: "You should probably deal with those ayy lmaos before anything else, but whatever." If any boss is active: "Why are you talking to me right now? Shouldn't you be bumbling around and dying for my amusement?" If Cryogen has been defeated: "God I can't wait to smash some ice again! ...For drinks, of course." If Leviathan has been defeated: "How could you murder such a beautiful creature!? ...The blue one, not the obese cucumber." If Polterghast has been defeated: "I saw a ghost down by the old train tracks back at my homeland once, flailing wildly at the lily pads... frightening times those were." If The Devourer of Gods has been defeated: "I hear it's amazing when the famous Devourer of Gods out in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!" If Tavernkeep is present: "Tell [Name of Tavernkeep] to stop calling me. He's not wanted." "I've had to tell baldie where my eyes are so many times that I've lost count." "My booze will always be better than [Name of Tavernkeep]'s, and nobody can convince me otherwise." Anytime if Stylist is present: "You can't stop me from trying to move in with [Name of Stylist]." "I love it when [Name of Stylist]'s hands get sticky from all that... wax." "Ever since [Name of Stylist] moved in I haven't been drinking as much... a strange but not unwelcome feeling." At night if Stylist is present: "I should watch some movies with [name of Stylist] tonight. You could come too, but only if you bring snacks for us." If Brimstone Witch is present: "The abuse [Name of Brimstone Witch] went through is something I can hardly comprehend. I'd offer her a drink, but I don't think she'd enjoy it." If Archmage is present: "[Name of Archmage] can share a drink with me any time! ...Or maybe not, I'm not sure his old heart could take it." During the Day if Moon Lord has been defeated and the Stylist is present: "[name of Stylist] helped me learn to accept my past. It's been rough, but I think I'm on the right track now." "Might go out for a jog later with [name of Stylist]. Nice day for it." During the Day before Moon Lord has been defeated and the Stylist is not present: "I drink to forget certain... things. What things, you might ask? Well, the point is to forget them, isn't it?" "What a great day! Might just drink so much that I get poisoned again." If Moon Lord has been defeated: "Ever wondered why the Moon Lord needed so many tentacles? Uh... on second thought, I won't answer that." If the player has the Fab debuff: "Oh yeah, now you're drinking the good stuff! Do you like it? I created the recipe by mixing fairy dust, crystals and other magical crap." If the player has the Chibii Devourer equipped: "The hell is that? Looks like something I'd carry around if I was 5 years old." If the player has the Aquatic Heart equipped: "Nice scales... is it hot in here or is it just me?" If the player has Princess Spirit in a Bottle: "So... you found my special bottle. Hope you enjoy it, I know I will." "Be sure to dismount me once in a while, I get tired. And besides, I can't rip you off-I mean offer you excellent deals you won't find anywhere else if you're riding me 24/7." "Before you ask, no, I do NOT have a heart on my butt while in human form. Don't question my transformation preferences!" When selecting Death Count: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] time(s)." If the player has died over 100 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. Consider lowering the difficulty. If you found that statement irritating, good." If the player has died over 250 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. I admire your tenacity. Keep it up, your enemies are racking up quite the kill count!" If the player has died over 500 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. Your inability to avoid dying to even the most basic of attacks is astonishing to me." If the player has died over 1000 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. It is said the average Terrarian has a lifespan of 2 minutes or less. ...Well, not really, but I feel like you'd be part of that statistic." If the player has died over 2500 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. Bless your heart. I could dodge better than you even if I were drunk high." If the player has died over 5000 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. I'm not sure what to say this time. That you're bad and should feel bad? That much was known already." If the player has died over 10000 times: "You have failed [Number of Deaths] times. Congratulations! You are now, officially, the biggest loser in Terraria's history! Who was number two? Hell if I know."

Happiness Quotes

When homeless: "I need a place to crash! My drinks need to be properly cooled before they can be served!" When far from home: "I'm used to running away from home, but this is a little ridiculous." When in a sparse area: "Finally, some peace and quiet. Large amounts of people tend to piss me off." When overcrowded: "If one more person tells me 'It's happy hour somewhere' to try and get a discount, I'm going to snap!" "No amount of alcohol can drown out the noise these people make!" When in the Hallow: "Other unicorns? Never thought I'd see the day! This place is incredible!" When in the Ocean: "A good breeze to cool some heads, that's the way to deal with customers who've had a few too many drinks!" When in the Desert: "This dry air and heat isn't good for my hair, or my drinks." When in the Underground: "You think I can fix this mess with a magical friendship rainbow? That's not how it works, dumbass! Get me out of here already!" When in an Evil Biome or the Dungeon: "You think I can fix this mess with a magical friendship rainbow? That's not how it works, dumbass! Get me out of here already!" When near the Stylist: "[Name of Stylist] works wonders for my hair... among other things, hehe." When near the Zoologist: "[Name of Zoologist] is so fluffy and squishy! She also says my alicorn form is 'mega rad'." When near the Party Girl: "[Name of Party Girl] would make for a great bartender some day. She really knows how to liven the mood!" When near the Truffle: "[Name of Truffle] makes me so hungry... I wonder how great of a trip he'd give..." When near the Princess: "You think I'd dislike [Name of Princess] because we're too different? Quite the contrary, there's a lot we like to talk about, over non-alcoholic drinks of course." When near the Tavernkeep: "[Name of Tavernkeep] is so bald." When near the Tax Collector: "[Name of Tax Collector] had best keep his distance... he wouldn't want to wake up one morning with a pipe bomb in his mailbox." When near the Angler: "[Name of Angler] never stops blabbering about his inane fishing quests. Get me away from him before I stomp him into the ground!" When near the Goblin Tinkerer: "[Name of Goblin Tinkerer] was so terrible that I had to FORCE him to have a better reforge system. Why would you house me next to him? Do you enjoy watching me relive the stress he gave me!?" When Happiness is neutral: "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."

Notes

• During the quote "Sorry, I have no moral compass at the moment.", the amount of damage dealt by Drunk Princess's slap is equal to half of the player's current health, with a minimum limit of 20.
  • This applies to all quotes when talked to in the Get fixed boi secret seed.
• Using the Princess Spirit in a Bottle while she is present will cause her to despawn, and she will respawn on the last player to dismount the mount.

Trivia

• The Bestiary entry for the Drunk Princess: "A princess from an unknown land. She drinks constantly in a vain attempt to escape the memories of her past, but is practically immune to alcohol. She makes a business of selling her mixtures, alcoholic and alchemic alike."

• The Drunk Princess is a self-insertion of the owner of the mod, also known as Cirrus, Fabsol or MountainDrew, who has been known to get drunk a lot on several occasions.
• The Drunk Princess has only one possible name, sharing this trait with Santa Claus, the Sea King, the Brimstone Witch, and the Archmage.
• The name 'Cirrus' is based on a type of cloud, as well as being Latin for "a lock of hair".
• The quote about reprogramming the whole game while drunk is a fourth wall-breaking quote, implying the creator of the mod getting drunk and sending a broken mod to the beta testers of the mod.
• The quote about the buggy mechworm is a reference to the bugs caused by Staff of the Mechworm being frequently reported by the community.
• Dying from the no moral compass quote will result in the death message being "<PlayerName> was slapped too hard" or "<PlayerName> forked around and found out".
• The "deals" quote is a reference to Spamton G. Spamton from the second chapter of Deltarune.
• The "blood is fuel" quote is a reference to the game, ULTRAKILL.
• The quote about the Hara-kiri rock and scissors as well as space invaders reference to the lines spoken by the Colonel in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
• The Drunk Princess is most likely a lesbian, as evidenced by her attraction to the Stylist, the player if wearing an Aquatic Heart, and her post-Leviathan quote.
• The "Talking Worms" quote is a reference to The Devourer of Gods, as during the boss fight, it repeatedly talks to the player.
• In the mod's source files, the Drunk Princess is referred to as 'FAP'.
• The Drunk Princess despawning when mounting the Alicorn is in reference to how both are canonically the same entity.
• In one of her quotes, the Drunk Princess says the names of several people who have donated a certain amount to the Calamity Mod on Patreon, randomly selected. The list of all possible names are as follows:

Vorbis, SoloMael, Chaotic Reks, The Buildmonger, YuH, Littlepiggy, LompL, Lilith Saintclaire, Ben Shapiro, Frederik Henschel, Faye, Gibb50, Braden Hajer, Hannes Holmlund, profoundmango69, Jack M Sargent, Hans Volter, Krankwagon, MishiroUsui, pixlgray, Arkhine, Lodude, DevAesthetic, Mister Winchester, Zacky, Veine, Javyz, Shifter, Crysthamyr, Elfinlocks, Ein, 2Larry2, Jenonen, Dodu, Arti, Tervastator, Luis Arguello, Alexander Davis, BakaQing, Laura Coonrod, Xaphlactus, MajinBagel, Bendy, Rando Calrissian, Tails the Fox 92, Bread, Minty Candy, Preston Card, MovingTarget_086, Shiro, Chip, Taylor Riverpaw, ShotgunAngel, Sandblast, ThomasThePencil, Aero (Aero#4599), Shirosity, Daawnz, CrabBar, Yatagarasu, Jarod Isaac Gordon, Zombieh, MingWhy, Random Weeb, Ahmed Fahad Zamel Al Sharif, Eragon3942, TheBlackHand, william, Samuel Foreman, Christopher Pham, DemoN K!ng, Malik Ciaramella, Ryan Baker-Ortiz, Aleksanders Denisovs, TheSilverGhost, Lucazii, Shay, Prism, BobIsNotMyRealName, Guwahavel, Azura, Joshua Miranda, Doveda, William Chang, Arche, DevilSunrise, Yanmei, Chaos, Ryan Tucker, Fish Repairs, Melvin Brouwers, Vroomy Has -3000 IQ, The Goliath, DaPyRo, Termi, Circuit-Jay, Commmander Frostbite, cytokat, Cameron Fowlks, Orudeon, BumbleDoge, Naglfar, Helixas, Vetus Dea, High Charity, Devonte Plati, Cerberus, Brendan Kendall, Victor Pittman, KAT-G307, Tombarry Expresserino, Drip Veezy, Glaid, Apotheosis, Bladesaber, Devon Leigh, Ruthoranium, cocodezi_, Mendzey, GameRDheAsianSandwich, Tobias, Streakist ., Eisaya A Cook, Xenocrona, RKMoon, Eternal Silence, Jeff, Beta165, DanYami, Xenocrona, Ari, cosmickalamity, xd Ow0, Darren, Florian, dawn thunder, asdf935, GentSkeleton, Fizzlpoprock, Pigeon, Aleksh, Just a random guy, Dee, Æthereal, Broken Faucet, Sarcosuchus, Marissa443, Warlok, JackShizz, NebulaMagePlays, Primpy, Thys, Min, Wodernet, Pedro, Depressed Dad Gaming, Snowy, Stormone, Mobian, Rinja, Check pins, Dakota, Neoplasmatic, False, Whitegiraffe, Drakkece, Levi, Izuna, djsnj20, pyobbo, Alec, The Illustrious Sqouinchuousor, Moist Lad, TwanTheGOAT, 3x1t_5tyl3, Will, SpookyNinja, Boomdiada, Culex, Rossadon, Ben, hubert thieblot, NepNep, Nanaki, CrimsonCrips, Lagohz, Timon, F00d Demon, Olkothan, Vmar98, Dasdruid, Cinder, Brutzli, Yhashtur, Zekai, Doug, Uberransy, KurlozClown, Nemesis 041, Asheel, Hayden, Lightedflare, Lady Shira, Devin, Qelrin, Thomas, Ne'er Dowell, Potion Man, martyrdomination, Destructoid, Coolguystorm YT, Wolfmaw, yiumik, Destiny Stallcup, GreenBerry, SolsticeUnlimitd, darkhawke, oracle, YumeiSenshi, Cameron, Toxin, Fweepachino, DESPACITO, Altzeus, Ryan, Spider region, WinterTire, Nycro, Bewearium, William, HellGoat2, 116taj, CaineSenpai, Suicide Dreams, Roxas, Obsoleek, Jetpat3, GreenTea, Woah, Ryaegos, Popsickle Yoshi, Arcadia, JensB__, Nuclei, Picasso's Bean, Corn M. Cobb, kgh8090, Luke, Barbara, Alexis, Soko, Albino gonkvader, Monic, Slim, ChaosChaos, Deallly, Jeff, vcf55, Kazurgundu, Jheybyrd, Kipluck, SCONICBOOM, Mr.Matter, Billy, jjth0m3, GTW High Cube, Sabrina, Potato - Stego, Perditio Astrum, MaxingOut, SharZz, Allegro, hoosfire, Lauren, Ultra Succ, Ethan, Pacnysam, dummyAzure, Jaykob, Goblin, NoOneElse, Nicholas, Toasty, oli saer, Blobby6799, Domrinth, zombieseatflesh7, Shiny, Whale, The Infinity, MrCreamen, TemperedAether, LucasTwocas, JustLonelyPi, Brian, Ashton, Rolandark, Ally2Cute, Dionysos, Plant Waifu, fire, Charles, Kaden, Dr. Pawsworth, Jackson, Freakish, Ashamper, Kinzoku, Elementari, The Wolf Commando, Jordan, Jessire, Ashton, callisto, velneu, Mathuantie, Robert, Matias, T E R M I N A T O R, apotofkoolaid, Matthew, Terrarian Dragon, Pomelo, Thomas, Iconic Parker Gaming, Jaydon, Aidan, Avery, yayoi, Splotchycrib, GIGA MAN, Eric, Merubel, Smug, Lime-Wars l 1, WillyDilly, xAqult, Himakaze, Face, Carboniferous, James, Taitou1, Yumi, NEBULA, Blackbluue, Alex, Ruben, Rixu, Antonie, Zerimore, Oblivionisbruh, Loser, Patrick, Magic Love, gluten tag, RetroRed, Katherine, SoyScoutSmasher, Jersey, Reiter splash, Conner, Ekun, Driser, bikmin, MittoMan, Pyromaniac146, Eddie Spaghetti, Colin, ZyferDex_, LumiEvi, Anish, MissMudflaps, Valkyrie, anglerraptor, Scribbles, Pneuma, OrrangProto, Tomat (Stevie), That Katsafaros, PsychoGrizzly, Dayne, Hargestar, The Pyro, Lucas, Superbeepig, Larry That Barry, Monti, StarryFox, Kevin, Poopifier Poopifly, Lacuna, Nathan, Handburger, XusTingo9, Underlost, julius, Mark, Habb, Reanamet, Empress Vega, Team, GP, Xsiana, NyanLegacy215, ethan, Trinity Series, M001NG, WrathOfOlympus, dennis, Darkweb, Chaozhi, Mars, Elijah, Tezguin, Shpee, Archie, Meow, CosmicStarIight, Alfragiste, Number1piratepan, Noah, Max Kim, Anton, edm vibes, Hunter, Doodled_lynx, 3en, Kiyotu, Aero, Iguy, 병현 송, Tyler, Leonidas, GregTheSpinarak, Cheddar, Alex N, Magicoal, Seanツ, Ariscottle, Kevin, OnTheAirPogs, Zerafir, Bill, Starmitzy, FaeLoPondering, Brian, Smart2004, sherk, Squishy, Ash, rawpie2, Hokojin, sk, Done, MeanieG, Sanctuary, Landon, Moonicento, Hayden, Steven, Hana, Mikabul, Nathaniel, Brutus, EdelVollMilch, garfu, NuT NiTe, adain, Dylan, Lucas, Arthur, sweatingdishes, pomp neigh, Proffesor prostate, Saladify, 26-4-1, VeryMasterNinja, Vorbis, Nyapano, Shadoku, allosar, jes, Paltham, Fartein, Derdjin, A_Normal_Person, Duck Satan, Jalapeno9, Grylken, Nexus, KJ, Goober, ChAoS DiScOrD, Mayhem, Zombified _G, Madd Cat, Natalie, Solaire, Dakota C, The Davester, Jose, Him, Umberto, Lance, Navigator, Ferret4T, Rooki, LvL-94, Feels Fishy, Korb Orb, Calcium Comrade, Talmadge, ddoogg88 tdog, CasualNoLifer, Bossy Punch, Creamy, Tyler, topnormal, Gilded Gryphon, Nightskyflyer, Schlarfblrfsch, MrNobody, Aden C.N., zombie wolf, n0tacat, Marko, dexxer65, DeLordeyeee, Kaledoulas, Mohammad, Skeli_G, Arcxus, Sigil, Dull, DjackV, Misinput, Gameology, KugelBlitz, TheGreatSako, Joep, Rottingwood, anything5000, Gretchen, Spirit Shield, Briny_Coffee, _Skeggy_, just akkolite, J.U.N.E.S, Bruggs, Vimek Xol, Oceanman232, Sadouken, srxe, ProfessorWinston, OctolingGrimm, Cole, Markie, Met Vox, Tweee, Kaimonick, Chow Chow, drenmus!, Nitronium Productions, Goomfrontlut, Akkolite, Shaun, Bruh.PNG, James, Lord_Lucerne, Ulmod, Adamko, Gamma Freya, Finnrua, Maskedmilo, RockRecker39, Konorango, Indeciiissive, Curtis, Ponynator, Crippling-Ambition, TitaniumLlama, OriginForme487, FishBread, Real mystlc, Levi, jc., Medi, Jakob, Borb9834, Georgios, KeL, Cody, Cristian(Mihaii), Marco, RuskieThe3rd, BreachNClear747, happy thoughts, Azure, theHoopty, porglesupreme, XDkilljoy65XX, Mr. Bones, dawnboi, Joe, Sailor Jolt, Some Rando, Nuclear Chaos, Jankle, The Roborex, everquartz, discokittie, IsaacInsomnia, xElectrix_, Forge, MiyoshiEira, thebettercat, Darthlego, Azzilan, Griffin, LucasHM, ChrigTopher, Colin V, Scrumlet, Darkus, Homunculus Derelictus, Professor Pissington, Buppercups - Roblox, Pusheen_, Patrera

History

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These history sections are still a work-in-progress, and may not yet contain changes relevant to the current version of the Calamity Mod.

• 2.0.4.003:
  • Now sells Music Box (Interlude 1), Music Box (Interlude 2), Music Box (Interlude 3), and Music Box (Devourer of Gods - Eulogy).
  • Fixed her not turning rainbow while under the effects of Odd Mushroom.

• 2.0.4.001: Resprited.

• 2.0.3.008: Added the following names to her Patreon Donator list: Bruggs, Vimek Xol, Oceanman232, Sadouken, srxe, ProfessorWinston, OctolingGrimm, Cole, Markie, Met Vox, Tweee, Kaimonick, Chow Chow, drenmus!, Nitronium Productions, Goomfrontlut, Akkolite, Shaun, Bruh.PNG, James, Lord_Lucerne, Ulmod, Adamko, Gamma Freya, Finnrua, Maskedmilo, RockRecker39, Konorango, Indeciiissive, Curtis, Ponynator, Crippling-Ambition, TitaniumLlama, OriginForme487, FishBread, Real mystlc, Levi, jc., Medi, Jakob, Borb9834, Georgios, KeL, Cody, Cristian(Mihaii), Marco, RuskieThe3rd, BreachNClear747, happy thoughts, Azure, theHoopty, porglesupreme, XDkilljoy65XX, Mr. Bones, dawnboi, Joe, Sailor Jolt, Some Rando, Nuclear Chaos, Jankle, The Roborex, everquartz, discokittie, IsaacInsomnia, xElectrix_, Forge, MiyoshiEira, thebettercat, Darthlego, Azzilan, Griffin, LucasHM, ChrigTopher, Colin V, Scrumlet, Darkus, Homunculus Derelictus, Professor Pissington, Buppercups - Roblox, Pusheen_, and Patrera.

• 2.0.3.007:
  • Added "J.U.N.E.S" to her Donator list.
  • Fixed a typo in one of her happiness quotes.
  • Fixed one of her happiness quotes using the wrong apostrophe.

• 2.0.3.002: Changed the Donator name "Laura" to "Taylor".

• 2.0.3.001:
  • Increased the amount of Patreon Donator names mentioned from 14 to 25.
  • Patreon Donator names are now mentioned alongside the death count instead of being separate dialogue.
  • Added the following Donator names: "Yumi", "NEBULA", "Blackbluue", "Alex", "Ruben", "Rixu", "Antonie", "Zerimore", "Oblivionisbruh", "Loser", "Patrick", "Magic Love", "gluten tag", "RetroRed", "Katherine", "SoyScoutSmasher", "Jersey", "Reiter splash", "Conner", "Ekun", "Driser", "bikmin", "MittoMan", "Pyromaniac146", "Eddie Spaghetti", "Colin", "ZyferDex_", "LumiEvi", "Anish", "MissMudflaps", "Valkyrie", "anglerraptor", "Scribbles", "Pneuma", "OrrangProto", "Tomat (Stevie)", "That Katsafaros", "PsychoGrizzly", "Dayne", "Hargestar", "The Pyro", "Lucas", "Superbeepig", "Larry That Barry", "Monti", "StarryFox", "Kevin", "Poopifier Poopifly", "Lacuna", "Nathan", "Handburger", "XusTingo9", "Underlost", "julius", "Mark", "Habb", "Reanamet", "Empress Vega", "Team", "GP", "Xsiana", "NyanLegacy215", "ethan", "Trinity Series", "M001NG", "WrathOfOlympus", "dennis", "Darkweb", "Chaozhi", "Mars", "Elijah", "Tezguin", "Shpee", "Archie", "Meow", "CosmicStarIight", "Alfragiste", "Number1piratepan", "Noah", "Max Kim", "Anton", "edm vibes", "Hunter", "Doodled_lynx", "3en", "Kiyotu", "Aero", "Iguy", "병현 송", "Tyler", "Leonidas", "GregTheSpinarak", "Cheddar", "Alex N", "Magicoal", "Seanツ", "Ariscottle", "Kevin", "OnTheAirPogs", "Zerafir", "Bill", "Starmitzy", "FaeLoPondering", "Brian", "Smart2004", "sherk", "Squishy", "Ash", "rawpie2", "Hokojin", "sk", "Done", "MeanieG", "Sanctuary", "Landon", "Moonicento", "Hayden", "Steven", "Hana", "Mikabul", "Nathaniel", "Brutus", "EdelVollMilch", "garfu", "NuT NiTe", "adain", "Dylan", "Lucas", "Arthur", "sweatingdishes", "pomp neigh", "Proffesor prostate", "Saladify", "26-4-1", "VeryMasterNinja", "Vorbis", "Nyapano", "Shadoku", "allosar", "jes", "Paltham", "Fartein", "Derdjin", "A_Normal_Person", "Duck Satan", "Jalapeno9", "Grylken", "Nexus", "KJ", "Goober", "ChAoS DiScOrD", "Mayhem", "Zombified _G", "Madd Cat", "Natalie", "Solaire", "Dakota C", "The Davester", "Jose", "Him", "Umberto", "Lance", "Navigator", "Ferret4T", "Rooki", "LvL-94", "Feels Fishy", "Korb Orb", "Calcium Comrade", "Talmadge", "ddoogg88 tdog", "CasualNoLifer", "Bossy Punch", "Creamy", "Tyler", "topnormal", "Gilded Gryphon", "Nightskyflyer", "Schlarfblrfsch", "MrNobody", "Aden C.N.", "zombie wolf", "n0tacat", "Marko", "dexxer65", "DeLordeyeee", "Kaledoulas", "Mohammad", "Skeli_G", "Arcxus", "Sigil", "Dull", "DjackV", "Misinput", "Gameology", "KugelBlitz", "TheGreatSako", "Joep", "Rottingwood", "anything5000", "Gretchen", "Spirit Shield", "Briny_Coffee", and "_Skeggy_".

• 2.0.2.003: Changed the name "Yuh" to "YuH" for her donor quote.

• 2.0.2.001: Now sells Unicorn Horn for 2  50 while in the Hallow biome, and Milkshake for 5 while in the Hallow and the Stylist is present in the world if she is happy enough.

• 2.0.1.002: Bestiary icon is now animated during interaction.

• 2.0.1.001: Removed 'John' from the donator list and added 'Taitou1' in its place.

• 2.0.0.003:
  • Added more NPC-based happiness quotes.
  • Updated many happiness quotes.

• 2.0.0.001: Now sells Prismatic Lacewing for 10 after defeating Plantera.

• 1.5.0.001:
  • Increased the amount of Patreon Donator names mentioned from 12 to 14.
  • Added the following Patreon Donator names to the list: Eternal Silence, Jeff, Beta165, DanYami, Xenocrona, Ari, cosmickalamity, xd Ow0, Darren, Florian, dawn thunder, asdf935, GentSkeleton, Fizzlpoprock, Pigeon, Aleksh, Just a random guy, Dee, Æthereal, Broken Faucet, Sarcosuchus, Marissa443, Warlok, JackShizz, NebulaMagePlays, Primpy, Thys, Min, Wodernet, Pedro, Depressed Dad Gaming, Snowy, Stormone, Mobian, Rinja, Check pins, Dakota, Neoplasmatic, False, Whitegiraffe, Drakkece, Levi, Izuna, djsnj20, pyobbo, Alec, The Illustrious Sqouinchuousor, Moist Lad, TwanTheGOAT, 3x1t_5tyl3, Will, SpookyNinja, Boomdiada, Culex, Rossadon, Ben, hubert thieblot, NepNep, Nanaki, CrimsonCrips, Lagohz, Timon, F00d Demon, Olkothan, Vmar98, Dasdruid, Cinder, Brutzli, Yhashtur, Zekai, Doug, Uberransy, KurlozClown, Nemesis 041, Asheel, Hayden, Lightedflare, Lady Shira, Devin, Qelrin, Thomas, Ne'er Dowell, Potion Man, martyrdomination, Destructoid, Coolguystorm YT, Wolfmaw, yiumik, Destiny Stallcup, GreenBerry, SolsticeUnlimitd, darkhawke, oracle, YumeiSenshi, Cameron, Toxin, Fweepachino, DESPACITO, Altzeus, Ryan, Spider region, WinterTire, Nycro, Bewearium, William, HellGoat2, 116taj, CaineSenpai, Suicide Dreams, Roxas, Obsoleek, Jetpat3, GreenTea, Woah, Ryaegos, Popsickle Yoshi, Arcadia, JensB__, Nuclei, Picasso's Bean, Corn M. Cobb, kgh8090, Luke, Barbara, Alexis, Soko, Albino gonkvader, Monic, Slim, ChaosChaos, Deallly, Jeff, vcf55, Kazurgundu, Jheybyrd, Kipluck, SCONICBOOM, Mr.Matter, Billy, jjth0m3, GTW High Cube, Sabrina, Potato - Stego, Perditio Astrum, MaxingOut, SharZz, Allegro, hoosfire, Lauren, Ultra Succ, Ethan, Pacnysam, dummyAzure, Jaykob, Goblin, NoOneElse, Nicholas, Toasty, oli saer, Blobby6799, Domrinth, zombieseatflesh7, Shiny, Whale, The Infinity, Toasty, MrCreamen, TemperedAether, LucasTwocas, JustLonelyPi, Brian, Ashton, Rolandark, Ally2Cute, Dionysos, Plant Waifu, fire, Charles, Kaden, Dr. Pawsworth, Jackson, Freakish, Ashamper, Kinzoku, Elementari, The Wolf Commando, Jordan, Jessire, Ashton, callisto, velneu, Mathuantie, Robert, Matias, T E R M I N A T O R, apotofkoolaid, Matthew, Terrarian Dragon, Pomelo, Thomas, Iconic Parker Gaming, Jaydon, Aidan, Avery, yayoi, Splotchycrib, GIGA MAN, Eric, Merubel, Smug, Lime-Wars l 1, WillyDilly, xAqult, Himakaze, Face, Carboniferous, and James.
  • Changed the following Patreon Donator names on the list:
    • Lilith Saintclaire to Lilith
    • Frederik Henschel to Frederik
    • Braden Hajer to Braden
    • Hannes Holmlund to Hannes
    • Jack M Sargent to Jack
    • Luis Arguello to Luis
    • Alexander Davis to Alexander
    • Laura Coonrod to Laura
    • Preston Card to Preston
    • Taylor Riverpaw to Taylor
    • GlitchOut to Shirosity
    • Jarod Isaac Gordon to Jarod
    • Ahmed Fahad Zamel Al Sharif to Afzofa
    • Samuel Foreman to Samuel
    • Christopher Pham to Christopher
    • Malik Ciaramella to Malik
    • Aleksanders Denisovs to Aleksanders
    • Joshua Miranda to Joshua
    • William Chang to William
    • Ryan Tucker to Ryan
    • Melvin Brouwers to Melvin
    • Cameron Fowlks to Cameron
    • John Ballard to John
    • Vetus Dea to Vetus
    • Devonte Plati to Devonte
    • Brendan Kendall to Brendan
    • Victor Pittman to Victor
    • Devon Leigh to Devon
    • Eisaya A Cook to Eisaya
  • Patreon dialogue now ends with "You're all pretty good!"
  • Now sells Heartreach Potion for 2 and Love Potion for 1 , and additionally sells Lifeforce Potion for 8 after defeating Moon Lord.
  • Rewrote dialogue:

While homeless: "I could smell my vodka from MILES away!" "Have any spare rooms available? Preferably candle-lit with a hefty supply of booze?" During the Day: "I drink to forget certain... things. What things, you might ask? Well, the point is to forget them, isn't it?" "I'm literally balls drunk off my sass right now, what do you want?" "I'm either laughing because I'm drunk or because I've lost my mind, probably both." "When I'm drunk I'm way happier... at least until the talking worms start to appear." "I should reprogram the whole mod, while drunk, then send it back to the testers." "What a great day! Might just drink so much that I get poisoned again." During the Night: "A perfect night to light some candles, drink some wine and relax." "Here's a challenge... take a shot for every time you've had to look at the wiki. Oh wait, you'd die." "Yes, everyone knows the mechworm is buggy. Well, not anymore, but still." "You lost or something? I don't mind company, but I'd rather be left alone at night." "Are you sure you're 21? ...Alright, fine, but don't tell anyone I sold you these." "I HATE WALMART! ...Anyway, what do you want this time?" "Drink something that turns you into a magical flying unicorn so you can be just like me." "Did anyone ever tell you that large assets cause back pain? Well, they were right." "Deals so good I'll [$$!$] myself! ...Sorry, just had a minor stroke!" During a Blood Moon: "I'm gonna make some Bloody Marys to relax, celery included. Want one?" "If you're too lazy to craft potions normally, try Blood Orbs. Blood is fuel, dumbass." "I'm trying to not be bitchy tonight, but it's hard when everyone else won't shut up." During a Party: "You'll always find me at parties where booze is involved... well, you'll always find BOOZE where I'M involved!" While any bosses are alive: "Why are you talking to me right now? Shouldn't you be bumbling around and dying for my amusement?" During the Martian Madness event: "You should probably deal with those ayy lmaos before anything else, but whatever." If Cryogen has been defeated: "God I can't wait to smash some ice again! ...For drinks, of course." If Leviathan and Anahita has been defeated: "How could you murder such a beautiful creature!? ...The blue sexy one, not the obese cucumber." If the Moon Lord has been defeated: "Ever wondered why the Moon Lord needed so many tentacles? Uh... on second thought, I won't answer that." During the Acid Rain event: "I'm melting! Put a stop to this inclement weather this instant before it ruins my hair!" If Polterghast has been defeated: "I saw a ghost down by the old train tracks back at my homeland once, flailing wildly at the lily pads... frightening times those were." If The Devourer of Gods has been defeated: "I hear it's amazing when the famous Devourer of Gods out in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!" If the Stylist is present: "You can't stop me from trying to move in with [Name of Stylist]" "I love it when [Name of Stylist]'s hands get sticky from all that... wax." "[Name of Stylist] works wonders for my hair... among other things." "Ever since [Name of Stylist] moved in I haven't been drinking as much... a strange but not unwelcome feeling." "[Name of Stylist] helped me learn to accept my past. It's been rough, but I think I'm on the right track now." "Might go out for a jog later with [Name of Stylist]. Nice day for it." "I should watch some movies with [Name of Stylist] tonight. You could come too, but only if you bring snacks for us." If the Tavernkeep is present: "I've had to tell baldie where my eyes are so many times that I've lost count." "Tell [Name of Tavernkeep] to stop calling me. He's not wanted." "My booze will always be better than [Name of Tavernkeep]'s, and nobody can convince me otherwise." If the Archmage is present: "I never realized how well-endowed [Name of Archmage] was. It had to be the largest icicle I'd ever seen." If the Brimstone Witch is present: "The abuse [Name of Brimstone Witch] went through is something I can hardly comprehend. I'd offer her a drink, but I don't think she'd enjoy it." If the player has the Chibii Devourer equipped: "The hell is that? Looks like something I'd carry around if I was 5 years old." If the player has the Aquatic Heart equipped: "Nice scales... is it hot in here or is it just me?" If the player has the Fab debuff: "Do you like my vodka? I created it by mixing fairy dust, crystallized cave sweat and other magical crap." If the player is riding the Alicorn mount: "So... you found my special bottle. Hope you enjoy it, I know I will." "Be sure to dismount me once in a while, I get tired. And besides, I can't rip you off-I mean offer you excellent deals you won't find anywhere else if you're riding me 24/7." "Before you ask, no, I do NOT have a heart on my butt while in human form. Don't question my transformation preferences!" Death Dialogue: If the player has died 100 times: "Consider lowering the difficulty. If you found that statement irritating, good." If the player has died 250 times: "I admire your tenacity. Keep it up, your enemies are racking up quite the kill count!" If the player has died 500 times: "Your inability to avoid dying to even the most basic of attacks is astonishing to me." If the player has died 1000 times: "It is said the average Terrarian has a lifespan of 2 minutes or less. ...Well, not really, but I feel like you'd be part of that statistic." If the player has died 2500 times: "Bless your heart. I could dodge better than you even if I were drunk high." If the player has died 5000 times: "I'm not sure what to say this time. That you're bad and should feel bad? That much was known already." If the player has died 10,000 times: "Congratulations! You are now, officially, the biggest loser in Terraria's history! Who was number two? Hell if I know."

• • Attacks now grant enemies 10 local immunity frames instead of 0 immunity frames.
  • Resprited map icon.

• 1.4.5.003: Added a missing comma to one of the dialog options.

• 1.4.5.002: Resprited.

• 1.4.5.001:
  • Nerfed beam attack's pierce from 20 to 5, and duration from 10 seconds to 5.
  • Beam attack no longer triggers player on-hit effects.

• 1.4.4.001: No longer requires extra spawn condition to be met to spawn after she has spawned once.

• 1.4.3.002: Fixed various apostrophes in the dialogues.

• 1.4.3.001:
  • Increased the amount of Patreon Donator names she mentions from 3 to 12.
  • Can now mention "Termi", "Circuit-Jay", "Commmander Frostbite", "cytokat", "Cameron Fowlks", "Orudeon", "BumbleDoge", "John Ballard", "Naglfar", "Helixas", "Vetus Dea", "High Charity", "Devonte Plati", "Cerberus", "Brendan Kendall", "Victor Pittman", "KAT-G307", "Tombarry Expresserino", "Drip Veezy", "Glaid", "Apotheosis", "Bladesaber", "Devon Leigh", "Ruthoranium", "cocodezi_", "Mendzey", "GameRDheAsianSandwich", "Tobias", "Streakist .", "Eisaya A Cook", "Xenocrona", and "RKMoon" in her donor quote.

• 1.4.2.107: Fixed her teleporting to King Statues.

• 1.4.2.106: Can now be teleported to King Statues.

• 1.4.2.104: Can now mention "Christopher Pham", "DemoN K!ng", "Malik Ciaramella", "Ryan Baker-Ortiz", "Aleksanders Denisovs", "TheSilverGhost", "Lucazii", "Shay", "Prism", "BobIsNotMyRealName", "Guwahavel", "Azura", "Joshua Miranda", "Doveda", "William Chang", "Arche", "DevilSunrise", "Yanmei", "Chaos", "Ryan Tucker", "Fish Repairs", "Melvin Brouwers", "Vroomy Has -3,000 IQ", "The Goliath", and "DaPyRo" in her donor quote.

• 1.4.2.102:
  • Now immune to Lava.
  • Now sells Star Beam Rye after defeating Astrum Aureus instead of Astrum Deus.
  • Can now mention "Ahmed Fahad Zamel Al Sharif", "Eragon3942", "TheBlackHand", "william", and "Samuel Foreman" in her donor quote.

• 1.4.2.101:
  • Buffed health from 250 to 20,000.
  • Now mentions three names in her donor quote, and added the names, "Luis Arguello", "Alexander Davis", "BakaQing", "Laura Coonrod", "Xaphlactus", "MajinBagel", "Bendy", "Rando Calrissian", "Tails the Fox 92", "Bread", "Minty Candy", "Preston Card", "MovingTarget_086", "Shiro", "Chip", "Taylor Riverpaw", "ShotgunAngel", "Sandblast", "ThomasThePencil", "Aero (Aero#4599)", "GlitchOut", "Daawnz", "CrabBar", "Yatagarasu", "Jarod Isaac Gordon", "Zombieh", "MingWhy", and "Random Weeb" to her possible names mentioned.
  • No longer immune to Lovestruck or Stinky.

• 1.4.2.004: Now has a chat option that displays how many times a player has died.

• 1.4.2.001:
  • Can now mention Javyz, Shifter, Crysthamyr, Elfinlocks, Ein, 2Larry2, Jenonen, Dodu, Arti, and Tervastator in her donor quote.
  • Now immune to all debuffs except Wet and Slime.

• 1.4.1.003: Can now mention "Mister Winchester", "Veine", or "Zacky" in her donor quote.

• 1.4.1.002: Can now mention "DevAesthetic" in her donor quote.

• 1.4.1.001:
  • Now has unique dialogue for if the player has either Siren's Heart equipped.
  • Now has a dialogue message where she will state the name of a random Patreon donor. The list of donors are as follows:
    • Vorbis, SoloMael, Chaotic Reks, The Buildmonger, Yuh, Littlepiggy, LompL, Lillith Saintclaire, Ben Shapiro, Faye, Gibb50, Braden Hajer, Hannes Holmlund, profoundmango69, Jack M Sargent, Hans Volter, Krankwagon, MishiroUsui, pixlgray, Arkhine, and Lodude.

• 1.4.0.002: Nerfed beam damage from 30 to 15.

• 1.4.0.001: Introduced.