This NPC is dedicated to: MountainDrew/Fabsol
- Not to be confused with Princess, a vanilla NPC.
The Drunk Princess is an NPC vendor that sells Alcohol depending on the player's progression. She also has the unique ability to count the number of times the player has died in the world.
The Drunk Princess will spawn once the following conditions have been met:
- There is an empty house.
- A player in the world has Fabsol's Vodka in their inventory.
- The world is in Hardmode.
|Heartreach Potion||2||Always available.|
|Lifeforce Potion||4 (Hardmode)
8 (post-Moon Lord)
|Love Potion||1||Always available.|
|Grape Beer||30||Always available.|
|Red Wine||1||Always available.|
|Fabsol's Vodka||4||Always available.|
|Vodka||2||After defeating all Mechanical Bosses.|
|Screwdriver||6||After defeating all Mechanical Bosses.|
|White Wine||6||After defeating all Mechanical Bosses.|
|Evergreen Gin||8||After defeating Plantera.|
|Caribbean Rum||8||After defeating Plantera.|
|Margarita||8||After defeating Plantera.|
|Prismatic Lacewing||10||After defeating Plantera.|
|Everclear||3||After defeating Astrum Aureus|
|Bloody Mary||4||During a Blood Moon if Astrum Aureus has been defeated|
|Star Beam Rye||6||During the night if Astrum Aureus has been defeated.|
|Moonshine||2||After defeating Golem.|
|Moscow Mule||8||After defeating Golem.|
|Cinnamon Roll||8||After defeating Golem.|
|Tequila Sunrise||10||After defeating Golem.|
|Weightless Candle||50||Always available.|
|Vigorous Candle||50||Always available.|
|Resilient Candle||50||Always available.|
|Spiteful Candle||50||Always available.|
|Odd Mushroom||1||Always available.|
|Any Pylon||10||When in a specific biome and is happy enough.|
|Love||The Hallow||Stylist Zoologist|
|Like||Ocean||Party Girl Truffle|
|Dislike||Desert||Tavernkeep Tax Collector|
|Hate||Underground||Angler Goblin Tinkerer|
- The Drunk Princess will always be named Cirrus.
During the Day:
During the Night:
During a Blood Moon:
During a Party:
During the Acid Rain:
During Martian Madness:
If any boss is active:
If Cryogen has been defeated:
If Leviathan has been defeated:
If Polterghast has been defeated:
If The Devourer of Gods has been defeated:
If Tavernkeep is present:
Anytime if Stylist is present:
At night if Stylist is present:
If Brimstone Witch is present:
If Archmage is present:
During the Day if Moon Lord has been defeated and the Stylist is present:
During the Day before Moon Lord has been defeated and the Stylist is not present:
If Moon Lord has been defeated:
If the player has the Chibii Devourer equipped:
If the player has the Aquatic Heart equipped:
If the player has Princess Spirit in a Bottle:
When selecting Death Count:
When far from home:
When in a sparse area:
When in the Hallow:
When in the Ocean:
When in the Desert:
When in the Underground:
When in an Evil Biome or the Dungeon:
When near the Stylist:
When near the Zoologist:
When near the Party Girl:
When near the Truffle:
When near the Princess:
When near the Tavernkeep:
When near the Tax Collector:
When near the Angler:
When near the Goblin Tinkerer:
When Happiness is neutral:
- The amount of damage dealt by Drunk Princess's slap is at least 20.
- The Discount Card and other items that grant a similar effect will not reduce the prices of any items sold by the Drunk Princess.
- The price of all items sold by The Drunk Princess are increased.
- The cost of all drinks are increased by 50%
- The cost of all candles are increased by 300%
- The cost of odd mushroom is increased by 200%
- The displayed sell value of all items sold by the Drunk Princess are false due to her increased sell prices.
- The sell price of all drinks are decreased from 20% of the buy price to 13.34%
- The sell price of all candles are decreased from 20% of the buy price to 5%
- The sell price of odd mushroom are decreased from 20% of the buy price to 6.67%
- Using the Princess Spirit in a Bottle while she is present will cause her to despawn, and she will respawn on the last player to dismount the mount.
- The Bestiary entry for the Drunk Princess: "No one knows where she came from, but no one minds her either. She’s a good person to share a drink with, given you don’t make her mad."
- The Drunk Princess is a self-insertion of the owner of the mod, also known as Cirrus, Fabsol or MountainDrew, who has been known to get drunk a lot on several occasions.
- The Drunk Princess has only one possible name, sharing this trait with Santa Claus, the Sea King, the Brimstone Witch, and the Archmage.
- The quote about reprogramming the whole game while drunk is a fourth-wall-breaking quote, implying the creator of the mod getting drunk and sending a broken mod to the beta testers of the mod.
- The quote about the buggy mechworm is a reference to the bugs caused by Staff of the Mechworm being frequently reported by the community.
- Dying from the no moral compass quote will result in the death message being "<PlayerName> was slapped too hard".
- The "deals" quote is a reference to Spamton G. Spamton from the second chapter of Deltarune.
- The "blood is fuel" quote is a reference to the game, Ultrakill.
- The quote about the Hara-kiri rock and scissors as well as space invaders reference to the lines spoken by the Colonel in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
- The Drunk Princess is most likely a lesbian, as evidenced by her attraction to the Stylist, the player if wearing an Aquatic Heart, and her post-Leviathan quote; or bisexual, considering her implied sexual encounter with the Archmage.
- The "Talking Worms" quote is a reference to The Devourer of Gods, as during the boss fight, it repeatedly talks to the player.
- In the mod's source files, the Drunk Princess is referred to as 'FAP'.
- The Drunk Princess despawning when mounting the Alicorn is in reference to how both are canonically the same entity.
- In one of her quotes, the Drunk Princess says the names of several people who have donated a certain amount to the Calamity Mod on Patreon, randomly selected. The list of all possible names are as follows:
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